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As I walk though Silicon Valley where I sip on my latte  
I take a glance at CoinMarketCap it looks like another memecoin dropped today

But I’ve been watching these charts so long  
That even Satoshi thinks my mind is gone

But ain't ever bought a coin that didn’t deserve it  
Doge treated like the joke, you know that’s unheard of

But you better watch what you’re buyin  
Or you and your sh!tcoin might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip, but you gotta know  
99% of these coins are all a joke

Fool, I'm the kinda cyrpto OG the little new coiners wanna be like  
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers to these green spikes

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Bought into C\*mRocket listening to YouTubers advice, livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Traded Shibu once or twice, livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Bought Baby Elon at the all time high, liven in a Memecoin paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'  
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the hype  
So I gotta be down with the hopium team  
Too much YouTube watchin' got me chasin' dreams

I'm a educated fool with money on my mind  
Got my mouse in my hand and a gleam in my eye  
I'm a loc'd out hodler, set trippin' anti banker  
And my MBCG Pool delegators is down so don't arouse my anger

Fool, the rug pull ain't nothin' but a heart beat away  
I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?  
I'm 39 now, but will I live to see 44?  
The way things is goin', I don't know

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Bought into C\*mRocket listening to YouTubers advice, livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Traded Shibu once or twice, livin' in the Memecoin paradise  
Bought Baby Elon at the all time high, liven in a Memecoin paradise

Power and the money, money and the power  
Minute after minute, hour after hour  
Everybody's buyin’, but half of them ain't researchin'  
It's goin' on in the blockchain, but I don't know what's hashin’

A new coiners gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me  
If I can't understand it, how can you reach me?  
I guess you can't, I guess you won't  
I guess you frontin', that's why I know my portfolio is out of luck, fool!

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Gonna play the instrumental version to truly feel this
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I'm thinking of a smart comment but I just can't
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Imagine learning Coolio is dead in a damn crypto sub
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nice
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Guys be reading William Shakespeare before posting here

Or listening too much Ed Sheeran
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I mean, kudos for the effort but damn man, he just passed.
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I don't know what's hashin' is going to be my new catch phrase.
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Meme coin paradise. Seems a good place to lose money
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So I found out Coolio is dead in a crypto sub.  Crypto Keep doing Wonder's.
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Unfortunately, crypto doesn't work well with Fantastic Voyage.

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