You want a currency controlled by Meta? How is that not infinitely worse than currency issued by the government? Seems to me you're thinking about crypto as some sort of Nintendo Points or whatever, those things are only good in walled gardens, not in a free economy, not as currency, reserve status or not. Anyway, it's a free market, so you can buy your BNB or Solana or whatever while you figure out why ETH has value.
What's your next idea, should we just give up on a free internet and let Meta / Google / Amazon run it all? What could possibly go wrong?