*Gosh. I'd have to pick up my phone, open an app and aim it at the checkout-generated QR code to do a Lightning Network transaction just to buy some junk food...*
* *That's even worse than having your savings eaten alive by inflation*...
* *That's even worse than having my bank or the cops just take my money like Cyprus, Lebanon, etc.* ...
* *That's even worse than using CBDC where the bankers get to turn me into a literal slave*...
*Yeah, golly, this Bitcoin thing will never catch on...*